By cassocial - 10/08/2013 12:50 - Malte - Gzira
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La politesse d'abord
By quidtaces - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By fuckmario - 12/08/2013 20:16 - France - Metz
Coucou toi !
By ljw - 15/08/2013 17:40 - Jersey - Saint Helier
Trahison en chaîne
By Anonyme - 15/08/2013 23:23 - France
By leeloo4269 - 16/08/2013 22:05 - France - Lyon
Vroum
By Anonyme - 18/08/2013 05:41 - France - Bouxi
By MLittle - 18/08/2013 15:40 - France - T
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Coucou (ou plutôt recoucou) tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. J'ai crée un compte parceque vous m'avez tous bien fait rire ! (ce qui ne règle malheureusement pas le problème de ma digestion difficile...) Je tiens aussi à dire que je suis passée chez le médecin qui m'a prescrit deux médicaments dont un lavement qui ne font malheureusement pas effet... Merci à tous ceux qui m'ont filé des conseils, jvais tester le jus de pruneaux ( ça à pas l'air super bon mais vu au point où j'en suis...) Ah oui au fait, j'ai carrément eu peur en me réveillant que justement mon rêve soit comme la légende du rêve du pipi où on se reveille avec les draps mouillés mais heureusement mon transit est trop bloqué. De plus c'est la deuxième fois depuis le début de la semaine que je fais un rêve du genre. RDM, rêve de merde ?
La force
By Lua - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Laon
By magefeu - 18/08/2013 20:17 - France - Craponne
By Poloo68 - 19/08/2013 07:49 - Sri Lanka
La dalle
By Marie21 - 22/08/2013 21:52 - France - Clamart
Ma déclaration
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Leconte est bon ?
By Anonyme - 23/08/2013 11:23 - Suisse - Lausanne
Debout !
By casseroleman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Encore ! Encore !
By phoque - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Ninja
By caddie - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
Idée déco
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Caen
By VieDePatate - 03/09/2013 08:18 - France - Colombes
By Zouz64 - 05/09/2013 11:11 - France
Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm, Wouhouuu, c'est ma premiere VDM publiée ! ;) J'ai envie de vous apporter quelques explications supplémentaires, non pas sur la VDM car tout est dit, mais sur mon coloc', pour faire durer le plaisir : Je suis en stage à Malte pour tout l'été, en coloc' avec 3 autres étudiants. L'ambiance est sympa, les gens aussi, mais l'allemand... Ce gars est incroyable. Le "cassocial", c'est LUI !! Il faut savoir aussi qu'à Malte il y a beaucoup de cafards, qui sortent surtout le soir dans la rue. La premiere fois qu'il en a vu un, il a voulu le prendre en photo, la bestiole s'est enfuie en voyant le flash et l'allemand l'a insulté. Concernant le cafard enfermé (le pot de confiture est vide, on voit super bien à travers d'ailleurs...youpi!), une autre colocataire lui a fait la remarque que c'était cruel de faire ca et que c'était pas en accord avec ses principes de végétarien (l'allemand est végétarien), ce à quoi il lui a répondu "c'est un insecte, pas un animal". Imparable... Une autre histoire trop longue pour être postée en VDM : l'autre jour, il a acheté un gros pack de bière et a tenté de le faire rentrer tel-quel dans le frigo. La porte ne fermant pas ( car le pack est trop gros) il a forcé, puis voyant que ca ne fonctionnait pas, il a placé une chaise devant la porte du frigo pour la tenir approximativement fermée. Ensuite, il a dit à mon autre colocataire que la porte du frigo était cassée... (... soupir) Voilà, je tenais à partager un peu de ma souffrance avec vous, 1 mois que je le supporte, lui et ses bizarreries, je devrais tenir un blog... ;)