By Grigri109 - 14/04/2011 11:28 - France
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Dans ta gueule !
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Bravo mon fils !
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Merci de ton aide
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Au cul
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et pour infos, je suis une fille, n'allez donc pas imaginer les choses que j'aurais fait à cette petite vieille, bande de sales. En tout cas, pas avec mon gros membre. Pour ceux qui m'accusent joyeusement de profiter du système, sachez donc vils faquins, que mon pouce était fracturé (on peut en mourir j'vous f'rais dire!!!), et que me trouvant en cette belle journée de samedi les cabinets de médecins étaient fermés. Ayant appelé le centre médical local, ils m'ont direct redirigée vers les urgences, où je me suis rendue. Voilà. Désolée, hein, de préférer profiter du système que d'attendre jusqu'au lundi pour soigner une fracture. Enfin, le nombre de caractères à placer dans la VDM étant limité, je n'ai pas pu raconter en détail. En fait, cette charmante personne demandait à tout le monde (on devait être 3 ou 4) la cause de leur présence afin de voir si elle avait une chance de passer avant. Trouvant cela impoli, je lui ai retourné la question, pensant qu'ainsi elle se rendrait compte de la gêne que ce genre d'interrogation inquisitoire peut provoquer. Que nenni!! Et il faut bien admettre que le plus drôle fut son expression et sa tenue, parfaite incarnation de la dignité. Ambiance aux urgences...
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By gribouille - 16/10/2009 12:27
Du rêve à la réalité
By Diarhée - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By petit - 20/10/2009 14:43
OUAIIIISSS ! Ma VDM validée ! Alors pour la petit histoire, c'est une copine qui est à l'origine de cette anecdote mais étant donné que sur VDM on ne peut pas écrire "aujourd'hui il est arrivé une VDM à quelqu'un qu'je connais", je l'ai fait passer sous mon pseudo. Alors oui, elle possède une ancienne Golf rouge, et c'est tout à fait légal de prendre des pièces à la casse automobile pour réparer sa propre voiture. Après tout, certains peignent leur voiture dans des tons horrible, pourquoi on ne pourrait pas peindre une porte de chaque couleur ? Voilà voilà !