By geek - 06/02/2008 17:49 - France
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By geek - 06/02/2008 17:49 - France
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Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes ! Je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde :) Quel honneur ! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée ! Alors pour les précisions : ma belle-sœur a 16 ans ! Oui, bon, c'est jeune, mais bon faut avouer que là la remarque était un peu poussée tout de même ! Et l'âge n'excuse pas tout ! ;) D'ailleurs, elle ne s'est même pas rattrapé après. Pour elle c'était "juste pas normal de mettre sa piscine comme ça quoi!". Bref, on s'est tous bien marré et on a vraiment eu du mal à s'en remettre ! Bonne journée et bon week-end à tous.
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By Anonyme - 30/08/2014 16:13 - France - Erstein
ahahah, merci à vous tous pour vos solutions. Mais je tiens à préciser que j'en ai quand même ri malgré tout et que je préfère attendre qu'il se réveille pour en profiter... tout de même!