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REGARDE-MOI ÇA !
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alors voila la recette: pour 4 fondants au chocolat noir) 2 oeufs 80 g de sucre roux 120 g de chocolat à 70% de cacao 80 g de beurre 20 g de farine Recette du fondant au chocolat, coeur coulant Préchauffez le four à 220°C. Faites fondre le chocolat avec le beurre au bain-marie ou directement au four à micro-ondes. Battez les oeufs avec le sucre jusqu'à ce que le mélange blanchisse et incorporez y la farine tamisée. Mélangez les deux préparations avec une spatule. Versez la pâte dans vos moules individuels (beurrés si besoin) et enfournez pour 7 à 8 minutes à 220°C. Sortez les fondants au chocolat du four et laissez les refroidir quelques minutes avant de les démouler. Vous pouvez servir les fondants au chocolat tels quels ou bien accompagnés d'une crème anglaise, d'une boule de glace à la vanille ou d'une purée de fraises. Avec une cuisson parfaite, ces fondants au chocolat sont croquants en surface, moëlleux dedans et coulants à coeur. Un vrai délice à la sortie du four. Ps: perso je rajoute un carré de chocolat dans chaque moule juste avant la cuisson: coulant assuré!!
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C'est quoi ça ?
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Grosse fatigue
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ouah! Quelle surprise! Ma vdm publiee! Pour répondre à certains :1) je suis une fille! Enfin jeune femme! ;),2) je ne suis pas blonde. merci à ceux qui ont compris mon excitation de cette entretien reussi qui m'a chamboulée! Quant a la question, ais-je été recontactée? On ouvre les paris!?
By Anonyme - 31/10/2011 12:17 - France
By weediana - 04/12/2011 17:33 - France
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C'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM et pour repondre aux questions, non nous avons pas fait l'amour dans une voiture mais étant bourrés, nous avons stupidement arraché l'enseigne d'un restaurant puis avons reposé les lettres arrachées par terre avant de tenter d'escalader un camion pour finir la nuit au poste... mais rassurez vous nous avons payé les conséquences de nos actes ^^
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La pub
By Anonyme - 02/03/2012 14:11 - France
Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, je vous remercie pour vos encouragements mais l'idée de l'opération des côtes, très peu pour moi ! Je vous avoue ne pas avoir fait le pari et pour la réaction de mon chien, il s'est arrêté, m'a regardé et a recommencé, vous pouvez le voir sur ma photo de profil :) Voilà voilà ! J'espère vous avoir fait rire avec ma VDM en tout cas !