By Anonyme - 18/09/2013 22:04 - France
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J'écoute principalement du reggae, du rock et des trucs posey de temps à autre. ?
J'adore l'humour noir donc si t'en a des bonnes go mp ! ??
Si tu veux en savoir plus sur moi ou juste parler parce que tu te fais chier eh beh fais de même. ?
Tchouuuuuus ! Be strong ??
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Retour à l'envoyeur
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Artiste en herbe
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By fatnanny - 20/10/2013 23:41 - Irlande - Dublin
fatnanny tells us more.
Personnellement j'ai plutôt pensé qu'elle répétait ce que lui disait sa mère. Sachant qu'elle a été au régime sans sel, sans graisse, sans sucre depuis sa naissance, j'ai surtout de la peine pour elle. Des réflexions de ce genre, je m'en suis prise plusieurs et ce n'est pas de la part d'une gosse de cinq ans que ça va me blesser.
By ocbls - 15/11/2013 20:15 - France - Montereau
Plus ça change…
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Motivé et romantique
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By Marieglv - 22/11/2013 20:43 - France - V
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je viens de me créer un compte exprès pour répondre à vos commentaires :) Alors non je ne regarde pas n'importe quoi, j'étais aussi avec mes parents, et on ne faisais que regarder pop rédemption, le nouveau film avec julien doré, bourré d'humour sur un groupe de black métal qui reviens plus ou moins sur le devant de la scène. Je voulais rajouter à la suite de ma VDM : "apparemment le reste, il sait." mais cela prenais trop de place. Evidemment je ne pense pas que ce soit le cas! Mais la situation etait drôle. Je pense qu'il s'est focalisé sur la première partie de la phrase et voilà :)
Canon
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Lapsus
By Anonyme - 04/10/2011 06:33 - France
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Cri du coeur
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)