By tipois - 28/08/2011 22:50 - France
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By tipois - 28/08/2011 22:50 - France
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By DiG - 04/12/2008 15:02
Explication de texte : Je dis à mon gosse qu'avec son cerveau affûté il pourrait facilement obtenir de meilleurs résultats scolaires. Il me renvoie la symbolique démago du "cerveau" dans les dents en prétextant que son corps l'en empêche à cause d'une grosse flemme. Que ceux qui n'avaient pas compris se rassurent : on est des tordus dans la famille. Que ceux qui avaient compris se rassurent également : on est un max de tordus sur cette planète :)
By waterploof - 10/12/2008 21:12
Pour ceux qui se posent des questions : c'était bien un cours de self-défense, où on utilise à la fois le judo et le ju-jitsu. Nous sommes donc autorisés à porter des coups de pieds et de poings (avec des gants). Le prof est prof de judo, à la base. Et pour le coup de pied, il était porté à la cuisse, donc pas directement dans mon champs de vision, ce qui excuse (ou pas ^^) mon étourderie.
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By Profdéprimée - 11/12/2012 21:23
Non ce n'est pas fake... :( Je ne le harcelais pas (quand je le fais ça donne un appel tout les quarts d'heures :s mais j'ai arrêté, promis.. lorsque j'ai enfin compris pourquoi mon ex ne me supportait plus :s) Mais il est vrai que c'était la deuxième fois de la journée que je l'appelais, étant donné qu'il n'a plus de crédit... Et que la dernière fois qu'on s'était parlé (2 jours auparavant) on a eu un petit accrochage car on s'était pas compris... (trop de différences, pas toujours très simple...) #2 > Bin, il y a encore quelques jours il disait trop tenir à moi, qu'il voulait pas me perdre, et qu'il était dégouté d'être tombé amoureux... :s Heureuse que ça vous fasse rire, ça fait passer le tout ^^