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By ponettegirl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Sartrouville
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Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Wahou, quel bonheur d'être publiée ^w^ Et le mail qu'on reçoit est très drôle ! Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fait bien rire, mais, ayant quatorze ans et ce monsieur, à vue d’œil, devant friser la cinquantaine, il n'y aura pas eu de happy end amoureux ^^ Je vous restitue le contexte (parce que 300 caractères, c'est trop court pour tous les détails) : donc, dans le métro tous les deux (et non sur le quai, comme j'ai pu le lire, sans quoi je n'aurais pas pu rater ma station ;)), la rame arrive à la station... le monsieur se lève, s'approche de la porte, je me lève aussi, j'arrive après lui... Je pensais vraiment qu'il allait appuyer, mais en fait non. Du coup, le métro est reparti, on s'est regardés tous les deux puis il a éclaté de rire, moi aussi. "Désolé, je pensais que vous alliez le faire... - Moi aussi." Je suis descendue à la suivante puis j'ai repris le métro en sens inverse jusqu'à ma station :) Je comprends les TLBM. Enfin bref, j'ai retenu la leçon, je m'élancerai comme une sauvage la prochaine fois pour appuyer la première ^^ Après tout, on n'est jamais mieux servi que par soi-même ! Et voilà !