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By toiletteman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By toiletteman - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By esclavepourenfant - 22/10/2013 15:55 - Italie - Rome
By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 19:44 - France
By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Ah mamy! - 26/10/2013 17:59 - Belgique - Brussels
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
By dodoreportage - 27/10/2013 19:46 - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
By Anonyme - 28/10/2013 19:03 - France - Vermenton
By Curly_Grass - 28/10/2013 19:06 - France - Vaux-le-p
By nono - 29/10/2013 07:30 - France - Paris
By anonymeparlant - 31/10/2013 01:00 - Sénégal - Dakar
By lolipop - 31/10/2013 13:37 - France - Reims
By anonyme - 31/10/2013 14:49 - France - Nice
By MaVoiture - 31/10/2013 18:50 - France - Fontenay-le-comte
By Lola - 31/10/2013 20:43 - France - Boujan-sur-libron
By 1ernovembre - 01/11/2013 23:18 - France - Grenoble
By chocofan - 02/11/2013 14:15 - Belgique
By Mouztic - 02/11/2013 21:27 - France - Blanquefort
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors tout d'abord, pour préciser, certains des bonbons avaient des papiers (ouf) mais d'autres non (brutal). J'avoue que ça m'a carrément dégoûté et que j'ai bien mémorisé les bonbons qu'il nous avait passé pour être de sur ne pas les manger. Sur le coup on a vraiment trouvé ça dégoûtant mais maintenant qu'on y pense on trouve ça drôle (même si niveau hygiène on peut difficilement faire pire). Voilaaa ! :)
By mafille - 04/11/2013 21:04 - France
By Chipsagogo - 05/11/2013 16:05 - France - Puteaux
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)