Improvisation technique
By ericz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Liège
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
See, one of you was right.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Ma surprise à été grande quand je suis rentrée ; rien de mieux que remonter son moral après un examen ratée que de voir sa VDM publiée (je me suis d'ailleurs mangé ma porte d'entrée (non, non, je vous assure, les pizzas, c'est meilleur)). Je suis là pour vous apporter quelques précisions : Tout d'abord, je ne suis pas le boulet.... hum... personne qui a levé la main mais sa cousine. Hehe. Habitante d'un pays qui ne connaît pas videmerde.fr (pauvre d'eux) elle n'as, bien sûr, pas pu poster elle même sa gaffe. J'en profite donc par la même occasion de la ridiculiser un peu. Re hehe. Elle m'as raconté cette anecdote "brevetique" (il n'y a d'ailleurs pas de brevet dans ce pays, mais un autre examen, tout aussi semblable) lorsque je lui ait conté mes malheurs de révisions pour mes examens blancs. J'ai bien rigoler, et décider de poster cette histoire. D'après ce qu'elle m'as raconté, lorsqu'elle avait levé la main pour l'agiter, le surveillant avait écarquillés les yeux avant d'éclater de rire (attitude tout à fait compréhensible me diriez vous). La classe à bien entendue suivi et le tout c'est transformé en foire. Les cinq dernières minutes furent les plus longues de sa vie. Soutenons-la. Une page facebook a d'ailleurs été cr... Non ? Bon je me tais. Merci aux chères commentateurs : vous m'avez bien fait rire ! Merci aussi à ce qui ont partagés leurs incidents de même genre, je vous soutiendrais aussi dans votre courtes vies. Il me semble aussi avoir vu un commentaire parlant de brocoli... Mais je ne le retrouve plus. Je lance donc un avis de recherche car je suis impatiente de savoir quel est l'individu suspect qui parle de nourriture. Ou, c'est peut-être mon ventre affamé qui cherche des légumes verts. Merci aussi aux modérateurs, et à tous ceux qui ont participé à la publication ! Hey !