By vendeen - 08/09/2011 22:56 - France
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By vendeen - 08/09/2011 22:56 - France
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Je suis l'auteur de la vie de merde et j'assume tout ce qui est dit et je comprends les réactions. Je ne pense pas avoir été le seul homme sur terre à tromper sa femme. Mais c'est loin d'être une sainte et si j'ai publié cette VDM, c'est surtout pour cet aspect à la fois original et c** dont toute ma famille a été informée (devait-elle tout savoir d'ailleurs ?). Au passage, nous n'avons pas eu d'enfant, ça ne légitime pas mais je ne suis pas non plus inconscient.
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By delphineg - 07/11/2011 19:53 - France
en fait je ne sais pas comment ca s'écrit mais la prononciation est exactement la même ! "Gandon" si vous en connaissez d'autres, allez y, chambrez ;)
Petites précisions manquantes pour les sceptiques :) ! C'est la barrière de sécurité contre mon ventre qui a déclenché la catastrophe : à force de monter descendre, la barre a poussé mon soutien gorge qui est passé par dessus mes seins, puis mon chemisier est descendu vers le bas, coincé sous la barrière à cause des remous ! Pour le temps du manège, ce n'était sûrement pas 10 minutes en effet, mais c'était si long !