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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure! Et très heureuse de voir une VDM publiée! youhou! Merci pour le soutient vous êtes bien gentils et gentilles! Alors bon, cette VDM s'est en fait passée il y a 3 ans, quand j'avais déménagée en Haiti pour suivre mon père qui y travaillait. Je m'étais souvent fait parler du système français "à la con" où semblait-il le prof avait tous les droits et les élèves, aucun. Nous au Québec, on peut répondre à un prof si celui-ci nous met dans une situation injuste. Alors quand je me suis retrouvée, lors de mon 3e jour, seule avec le prof pendant la récré pour qu'il m'explique le théorème de Pythagore (que je n'avais encore jamais vu), celui-ci m'a demandé pourquoi je revenais "au pays" après avoir vécu au Québec. C'est vrai, j'ai vachement l'air Haitienne, mais je le suis pas, et enfin bon, mon accent l'a fait rire. Lui-même avait un énorme accent parisien qu'il avait vraiment l'air d'entretenir d'ailleurs (si y'en avait un raciste, ça avait plutôt l'air d'être lui croyez-moi...) et je lui ai seulement répondu "vous aussi tiens vous en avez un accent!". Ça a fait rire les élèves qui écoutaient pas la fenêtre ouverte et du coup il s'est senti embarassé. Mais c'était pas le seul remarquez: la plupart des élèves riaient des termes que j'utilisait (chandail, "écouter" la télé, m'enfin bref ce genre de trucs...) et moi je comprenais que dalle à ce qu'ils disaient (surtout quand on me parlait en créole... oups!) Mais bon, j'ai rien fait contre ça, j'avais pas le courage quoi j'étais toute jeune et intimidée par un nouvel environnement. Mais j'ai changé d'école par après, le système français moi, ça me convient pas! :)