By Randonneur - 08/07/2013 20:19 - France - Cholet
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Si tu veux, tu peux cliquer sur l'enveloppe en haut à droite, je réponds ;)
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'ai effectivement eu un petit garçon, et pour replacer les choses dans leur contexte, mon mari est fils unique (ceci explique peut être cela :)) et n'a pas complètement coupé le cordon avec sa môman... Je pensais jusqu'à présent que nous avions de bonnes relations (sans être non plus les meilleures amies du monde, mais des relations cordiales), mais il est vrai qu'après cette phrase... je me pose des questions ! Je n'ai pas souhaité réagir, cela aurait plombé l'ambiance et n'avancerait à rien, mon mari n'étant pas forcément réceptif aux petites sympathies que sa mère peut me lancer de temps à autre... alors j'essaie de la jouer zen ! On ne se voit que quelques fois dans l'année, je peux bien faire ça :) Merci en tous cas pour vos commentaires, je vois que je ne suis pas la seule, et effectivement j'essaierai d'adopter une autre attitude lorsque mon fils ramènera une (ou un) belle-fille !