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About Maitre_dims

Désolé, description indisponible, l'utilisateur "maitre_dims" est actuellement feineant.
Si tu veux, tu peux cliquer sur l'enveloppe en haut à droite, je réponds ;)

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delcali tells us more.

delcali 10

Bonjour, je voudrais ajouter quelques petites précisions suite à vos commentaires. Je n'ai pas écrit cette VDM pour lancer le débat du racisme, mais juste pour présenter une situation cocasse qui m'est arrivée. Sinon en réalité, cet individu m'a demandé si nous "les nègres" (ce sont ses mots) souffrions aussi de la chaleur. Merci en tout cas aux autres voyageurs qui lui ont signifié leur mécontentement. Moi je lui ai juste demandé s'il n'avait pas froid en hiver... Maintenant, pour ceux qui ne le savent pas, il ne fait pas 40 degrés celsius dans tous les pays d'Afrique. Dans mon pays, dépasser 35 degrés relève de températures très élevées, mal vécues par la population, et cela arrive plutôt rarement. La seule différence avec un pays tempéré comme la France est qu'il n'y a pas de grosses modifications saisonnières et donc la température reste presque pareille toute l'année, en moyenne en dessous de 30. En cas de doute, vous pourriez voir msn/météo. De plus l'Afrique a aussi ses différences. L'Italie et la Finlande, ce n'est pas le même climat. La France et la Roumanie, ce n'est pas la même économie. Eh bien, ce type de disparités existent aussi en Afrique.

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stelena 19

Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM , que j'ai écrite sans me connecter. Tout d'abord, je tiens à dire que cette amie parle beaucoup de sa vie amoureuse, et comme le dit #23, elle prend 2 heures pour dire ce qui se dirait en 10 minutes. Et je le lui avais déjà fait remarquer. Je comprends tous les TLBM, et pour tous ceux qui me demandent pourquoi je la considère comme une amie, c'est parce que, en dehors de toutes ses tirades sur sa vie amoureuse, elle est sympa et on rigole bien ensemble :)