La haine du touriste
By Julian - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
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Bonjour, D'abord, merci pour les commentaires, certains m'ont bien fait rire. Tout d'abord, je tiens a préciser, que ce n'est, bien sur, pas mon téléphone qui a sonné... Aussi, quand vous êtes en plein milieu de votre épreuve de physique, et que vous entendez votre sonnerie, vous ne percutez pas que ça ne peux pas être le votre. Le coup de stress m'a donc fait faire un malaise, et on m'a sorti de la salle. J'y suis retourné, quelques minutes plus tard, en meilleur forme et j'ai réussi à finir mon épreuve, comme si rien ne s'était passé (mis à part que l'on me regardait bizarrement). A la fin de l'épreuve, certains m'ont même remercier, car j'avais fait réagir la salle et certains ont pu s'échanger des formules dans le boucan ambiant... Et la personne dont le téléphone avait sonné est même venu s'excuser. Merci encore pour vos commentaires