By momo91 - 05/07/2013 07:17 - France - Paris
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Si tu veux, tu peux cliquer sur l'enveloppe en haut à droite, je réponds ;)
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Tiens !
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Tout vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire mais rassurez vous, je n'ai reçu aucune lettre de licenciement mais une diminution de mes horaires !
By Faly - 06/07/2013 00:31 - France - Paris
Le gros malaise
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Prévention
By LaFrancesa - 08/07/2013 03:28 - Mexique - Chihuahua
Bonjour Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (et je me réveille 10 mois plus tard pour répondre aux commentaires) Alors effectivement, ce n'est pas du travail à la chaîne, mais est ce que c'est pire...? Surement ! Parce que à un moment tu commences à ton mélanger, tu remets les clés usb dans les sachets en ayant oublié de les mettre dans l'ordinateur, tu les rentres à l'envers, tu éjectes alors que le fichier n'est pas collé... Et pour être sur, tu remets la clé pour vérifier.. Tout ça sur un PC très lent évidemment, sinon ça n'a aucun intérêt ! Pour la question de l'éjection de la clé... J'avoue que de temps en temps je m'accordais une folie et débranchait la clé en sautant cette étape. Mais c'est risqué :) En tout cas, merci d'avoir validé ma vie de merde ! (Qui n'aura duré que quelques jours je vous rassure, mon stage était très intéressant en dehors de ça.)