Le patriarche
By Alex50lf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Alex50lf - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By OlympedeGouges - 12/12/2011 16:07 - Reserved
By luk06000 - 15/12/2011 19:42 - France
By Anonyme - 31/12/2011 01:12
By A_LICEEEE - 01/01/2012 22:00 - France
By chercheur_2012 - 02/01/2012 17:15 - France
Période d'essai de deux fois deux mois (elle a été reconduite). Il me restait un mois à faire. Il n'aura aucune inquiétude car il n'a pas à se justifier. Il cherchait à me faire sortir de toute façon l'ambiance était mauvaise.
By Anonyme - 03/01/2012 06:28 - France
By Galette - 06/01/2012 00:11 - France
By Anonyme - 06/01/2012 05:15 - France
By Flip - 07/01/2012 17:17 - France
By Anonyme - 10/01/2012 07:46 - France
By Alendo - 11/01/2012 08:14 - Satellite Provider
By Anaelle - 11/01/2012 19:55 - États-Unis
By Robert - 22/01/2012 17:06 - France
By swissedelic - 24/01/2012 12:55 - Suisse
Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)
By lavoisine - 07/02/2012 10:48 - France
By edison - 07/02/2012 21:49 - France
By Pascalounet - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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By neoyz85 - 13/02/2012 23:36 - France
Il a 12 ans :)