VDMofGuillaume83

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  • Saint cyr sur mer, France
  • 27 years-old
  • Sunday 10 January 1999
  • Single

About Vdmofguillaume83

Guillaume, 16 ans
Sportif né, j'adore la muscu et le basket ?
Je suis aussi sauveteur quand j'ai le time ?
Mp pour discuter sans prise de tête, on est la pour s'amuser ?

Snap en privé ?

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Coucou tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Oui oui, bien l'auteurE puisque je me suis fait une joie de rédiger cette VDM qui est arrivée à mon ex et auquel j'ai pris un grand plaisir à mettre la honte, mouhahaha. Alors, pour la petite explication ! On était ensembles depuis un moment, et puis monsieur m'a trompée, donc séparation. Mais comme l'amûr rend souvent très con, j'ai fini par accepter de lui donner une seconde chance. Dès le début, c'est mal reparti, et je me suis rendue compte que ça ne nous mènerait nul par ; lui aussi de toute évidence puisqu'il m'a offert une semaine à la plage en espérant raviver la flamme. Sauf qu'il n'a ravivé que la sienne, apparemment ! Donc quand j'ai remarqué que mon copain était au garde-à-vous, plutôt que de lui faire une scène ou de me barrer, j'ai préféré lui mettre la honte. Au final c'est même lui qui s'est énervé, c'était très drôle. Alors que les gens autour rigolaient je lui ai calmement dit qu'on était dans un lieu public, et qu'on discuterait une fois de retour à l'hôtel... Après tout c'est pas de ma faute s'il avait trop bien dressé Médor (trololololoool). Il s'est barré de la plage, je ne suis rentrée qu'en fin d'après-midi. Et dès que je suis arrivée à l'hôtel je l'ai plaqué. Au moins, je rattache quelque chose de drôle à cette rupture qui m'est arrivée il y a quelques années ! En tout cas, merci à tous pour vos commentaires tellement drôles, je ne m'attendais pas du tout à ce que cette VDM soit validée. :-)