By nathy - 24/06/2013 20:55 - France - Talence
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Bonjour Bonjour :) Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (heureuse d'être publiée, faut pas le cacher) et je viens apporter quelques précisions. Alors, que je vous situe le truc, le sentier dont je parle est une piste cyclable qui fait le tour d'un campus universitaire. Je l'emprunte pour aller d'un établissement à l'autre, ce qui va beaucoup plus vite que de passer par la route, ou de payer le bus. Cela s'est passé hier, il y avait beaucoup de monde, faut dire qu'en lorraine on profite du premier rayon de soleil parce qu'on en n'a pas des masses. Bref, je marchais tranquillement et du coin de l’œil j'ai aperçu un homme assis dans l'herbe qui avait les mains au niveau de son entrejambe. Rien de choquant jusque là. Mais en continuant de marcher j'ai remarqué qu'il avait quelque chose dans ses mains. Mon cerveau a alors cogité, et s'est dit "non, il joue quand même pas avec sa bite ?!". Puis, une personne qui allait dans sa direction a confirmé ce que je pensais étant donné qu'il a vite remballé sont matériel sous son short. J'avoue que ça m'a un peu choqué de voir un homme jouer avec son engin en plein milieu de l'après-midi dans une zone assez fréquentée. Mais, que voulez-vous ? Ça fait quand même une bonne VDM à raconter. Lorsque j'ai raconté l'histoire a mes parents, mon père m'a demandé pourquoi je n'avais pas appelé les flics pour exhibitionnisme, bah faut dire que ça m'avait pas traversé l'esprit x). Ma mère elle ne veut plus que j'emprunte des chemins bizarres (je suis quand même repassé par ce chemin aujourd'hui). Pour répondre à certains commentaires, non je n'ai pas vu si elle était grosse ou non, ma vue n'est pas aussi bonne désolé. Après pour le problème des enfants bah, on ne peut pas contrôler les évènements extérieurs, à un moment de leur vie ils vont bien finir par voir une bite hein. Voila, je crois que j'ai tout dit. Bonne fin de journée les VDMiens et ne fréquentez pas trop les lacs cet été, on ne sait jamais ;).