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Bonjour à tous. Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci beaucoup de m'avoir enfin publiée ! (et oui ma vie est une successions de VDM, mais aucune de mes anecdotes n'a été validée !). Merci pour vos commentaires. J'aimerais préciser quelque chose: si le jeune homme a parlé de galanterie, moi je m'en balance pas mal ! Quand il m'a laissée passer, je ne me suis pas dit "oh la galanterie n'est pas morte" mais plutôt "ah ! enfin quelqu'un de poli qui laisse passer les autres au lieu de s'engouffrer comme un taré". C'est le fait que ce soit intéressé du coup qui me fait dire que c'est une "VDM". Après je dois avouer que ça m'a fait beaucoup rire, et je me suis même retournée pour lui dire "ah bravo !". Il s'agissait de faire de l'humour plus qu'autre chose je pense, parce qu'en vrai, je ne suis aps si jolie que ça, et il n'a pas cherché à me draguer. Voilà !