DJ de merde
By bulledu33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By bulledu33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By rien à faire... - 11/04/2009 10:40
By 6/20 - 24/06/2009 13:14
By HappyNanou - 26/06/2009 16:26
By Kayla26 - 13/07/2009 10:51
By Pepette - 27/08/2009 18:07
By Beurk - 21/09/2009 13:59
By Camouille - 07/10/2009 18:41
By Anonyme - 25/11/2009 14:17
By BOgiiii - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By malfoy - 04/02/2010 17:04
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By pag - 22/02/2010 10:42
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By marine - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By [SiMON] - 13/05/2010 23:55
Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).
By Anonyme - 14/06/2010 13:23
By mik95 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By workingmen - 16/09/2010 18:15
je m'attendais à une réaction horrible mais elle m'a juste regardé avec des yeux genre "t'es pathétique" puis elle est rentré dans la chambre et a fermé la porte :D