By coque not cock - 19/08/2012 12:51
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By coque not cock - 19/08/2012 12:51
By pandatoboggan - 26/08/2012 00:47 - France - Chemill
By drummer56 - 26/08/2012 20:06 - France - Josselin
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Maisons-alfort
By Oups - 30/08/2012 11:23 - France - M
By Orwen - 05/09/2012 04:01 - France - Mulhouse
By cha - 11/09/2012 21:35 - France - Bergerac
By djouki26 - 13/09/2012 20:21 - France - Crusnes
By balthazar - 15/09/2012 20:46 - France - Carpentras
By Anonyme - 19/09/2012 17:42 - France - Orl
By Woupsy - 20/09/2012 05:10 - France - Veneux-les-sablons
By lili - 26/09/2012 11:36 - France
By Nuggets - 27/09/2012 04:16 - France - Plaisance-du-touch
By nurse32 - 29/09/2012 15:22 - France - Nice
By latypik - 30/09/2012 07:21 - Chine - Hefei
By chinois - 02/10/2012 17:02
By Anonyme - 04/10/2012 16:16 - France - Paris
By Sandaii_23 - 05/10/2012 17:07 - France - P
J'ai un mini Velux, mais finalement c'est sympa j'ai pu mettre mon lit, mon armoire, et mes trois gros cartons que je ne peux pas déballer. Ca ne m'embeterait pas, si les autres n'avaient pas une chambre qui fait le double de la mienne...
By Seul.. - 08/10/2012 22:16 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
By Anonyme - 10/10/2012 08:13 - France - Tourcoing
Hello! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, alors merci au site de l'avoir publié! En fait, pour répondre aux curieux on a eu une après midi calme et on avait fini tous les trucs possibles à faire (nettoyage et rangement compris), et pour le coup c'était une prescription car c'est notre interne qui nous a proposé de dessiner une pancarte "je dors ne pas déranger" pour une petite fille hospitalisée depuis quelques temps qui était toujours dérangée l'après midi pendant sa sieste. Et les IDE présentent ici savent que le sommeil est important pour avoir un bon moral et une bonne santé. On a proposé à la petite fille de dessiner elle même sa pancarte mais elle a refusé car elle était avec sa maman. J'ai posté cette VDM car bien évidemment on était un peu honteuses de faire ça. Et il ne faut pas croire qu'en pédiatrie on ne fou rien comme certains commentaires le disent! Les moments calmes sont vraiment rares malheureusement...