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By samyait - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By samyait - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By insommniak - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salut salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Les commentaires sont très drôles merci :p Pour la petite histoire j'ai fêté le départ d'une amie, du coup on a fini tard (ou tôt, selon le point de vue), et on est allé voter en rentrant de soirée :D Je suis serveur, et mon patron a dû se débrouiller sans moi Lundi, je lui ai dit être malade au réveil il est compréhensif heureusement :) Pour la performance non je n'ai pas pris de somnifère, mais une bonne dose d'alcool ajoutée à la fatigue accumulée de la semaine, le tout agrémenté d'une bouteille d'eau près du lit, et le tour est joué :)
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
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By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)
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By DogMomy - 11/07/2014 21:39 - France - Plaisir
Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???