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By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
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By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
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Bonsoir à tous et à toutes. Je suis bidonnée par les commentaires. Alors éclaircissons le sujet ! J'ai 25 ans et étais de passage chez mes parents. Oui je suis noctambule car serveuse en boîte de nuit. Non je ne collectionne pas les mecs ! Et non mon petit-frère ne renifle pas mes strings, je n'habite plus chez mes parents. C'est juste une vacherie bien lancée par mon petit frère que j'adore. Pour info il commence toute juste sa vie amoureuse et sexuelle et peut-être a t-il eu une expérience malheureuse au niveau des odeurs? Je ne sais pas. Mais je peux assurer que je ne me badigeonne pas l'entrecuisse de jus de thon, ou de maquereau...
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By ploufnooon - 17/02/2014 18:22 - France - Saint-gen
Coucou les copains ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et premièrement, je souhaite remercier l'équipe de l'avoir validée :') Alors, je vous explique, ce n'est pas un fake, donc, j'était à l'espace jeune de ma ville, la grosse commission m'appelle donc je part aux toilettes qui se trouvent dans un petit couloir où à l'entrée de ce dernier ce trouve une cible de fléchettes. Un de mes potes jouait et savais que j'était aux chiottes :) Je sort des toilettes quand une sacrée douleur me prends dans l'entrejambes, la fléchette maudite m'a touché :D. Il s'est excusé, je ne l'ai pas tabassé pour ceux qui se demandent et nous sommes encore amis. Bref, j'ai eu mal, j'ai encore mal, et j'aurais mal pendant une semaine, et je dois rester au lit le plus souvent possible (j'ai cours lundi ;) ). J'ai aucun bobo mais juste les c**** un peu bleues. Shuss les potos !