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By uio - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By uio - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By cachemaman - 01/05/2013 19:35 - France - Montauban
Bonjour/Bonsoir je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Tout d'abord merci d'avoir validé ma VDM, je vais pouvoir mourir en paix (pour faire original). Je voulais apporter quelques détails après avoir lus vos commentaires, non ma mère n'est pas contre le fait que je couche avec mon copain et quand je lui ai demandé pourquoi elle était sous mon lit, elle m'a répondu : "Je dépoussiérais sous le lit", mouais... Ça reste à prouver!
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By LABB13 - 04/05/2013 10:15 - France - Dijon
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je voudrais apporter quelques précisions: Tout d'abord, je n'en veux absolument pas à ma mère, étant donné qu'elle disait cela sur le ton de l'humour. En fait, contrairement à ce que l'on pourrait penser, elle a dit ça parce que nous avons plus que 20 ans d'écart, et elle voulait juste me le faire remarquer, autrement dit, si elle avait eu 20 ans de moins, je ne serais toujours pas née, donc je n'aurais pas pu être une de ses amies. Voilà, voilà, en tout cas je suis très contente que ma VDM soit publiée, et je vous souhaite une très bonne journée :)