Humour macabre
By Anonyme - 04/03/2016 10:36 - France - Eysines
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Donc petites précisions : Ayant des soucis de santé j'avais passé mes vacances à l'hôpital (ce qui explique que je n'ai pas envoyée les papiers seule) et, en recevant l'agenda à la maison, ma mère s'est aperçue de son oubli. Heureusement, j'ai pu m'inscrire (au dernier moment), commencer mon année de seconde à la bonne date et l'agenda m'a finalement servi. Merci de vos commentaires qui pour certains m'ont bien fait rire !
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Bonjour les p'**** amis je suis l'auteure de la VDM, j'avais complètement oublié que j'avais un compte donc me voilà pour apporter quelques lignes supplémentaires. Ma grand-mère fait des blagues sans arrêt (par exemple me voir arriver au loin et fermer le portail électrique en me regardant courir pour entrer) et je lui rends bien mais alors celle-là est vraiment traître! Quand j'étais petite, elle me disait souvent ça pour me donner un caramel ou du chocolat donc je ne me suis pas du tout méfiée, je m'attendais à recevoir quelque chose de sucré en souvenir du bon vieux temps et... je peux dire que ça me servira de leçon, ne faire confiance à PERSONNE! Surtout qu'elle m'a juste regardée agoniser puis est retournée à ses fourneaux en faisant "héhé". Personne pour me plaindre ou pour témoigner de cette vilenie à part mon frère qui a applaudi... Le pire c'est que c'est pareil sur ce site, ma grand-mère a un fan club (elle est très contente d'ailleurs), tout le monde s'en carre de mon état XD Mais bon rien que de se faire publier, ça fait tellement plaisir alors merci!!! o/ Quoi qu'il en soit, une bouche en feu pendant plusieurs heures mérite une vengeance, je n'ai pas encore trouvé laquelle mais je sais que mamie guette...