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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Ma fille et moi étions dans un centre commercial où je venais de lui acheter cette fameuse brassière Barbie (pas soutien-gorge) qui lui a fait plaisir. Elle l'a directement portée étant donné qu'elle voulait faire comme sa soeur qui a 14 ans. J'ai trouvé ça mignon. Et la suite, vous la connaissez ;)
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