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By Âne nonyne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Allennes-les-marais
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By Âne nonyne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Allennes-les-marais
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Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je vous remercie de l'avoir validée. Voici quelques explications à la situation vécue hier soir! J'étais dans le hall d'entrée de l'immeuble de mes parents, et me dirigeais vers la sortie. Je n'avais pas encore atteint la porte fenêtre quand j'ai vu passer furtivement ce "gros chien". La porte vitrée, la lumière à l’intérieur du hall, les reflets m'ont pas aidé à distinguer "la chose"... ( J'avais pourtant mes lunettes, donc au final c'est pas la myopie,bref...). Je suis sortie en prenant la direction du "chien". Je pensais à un chien égaré dans la copropriété...Et l'amie des bêtes que je suis voulait lui venir en aide... Je n'ai jamais eu peur des chiens, je reste vigilante quand même, je m'approche et caresse uniquement si je le sens en confiance. C'est arrivée à 2 ou 3 mètres de l'animal que j'ai trouvé ce chien "étrange". J'ai marqué une demie seconde d'arrêt: courir ? Oui mais dans quelle direction?? J'ai été plus surprise que paniquée, mais j'ai eu beaucoup de chance qu'il ne me charge pas. J'ai bien fait de re-rentrer directement dans l'immeuble. J'ai pu l'observer par la fenêtre il est était franc fou, car il n'arrivait pas à repartir. J'ai appelé les gendarmes, qui ont bien ri au passage. Ils m'ont ordonné de rester à l’intérieur jusqu’à leur intervention. Ils sont venus, mais ont attendu les pompiers avant d'entrer. Entre temps un voisin a ouvert le portail d'entrée, je pense que le sanglier a du se sauver à se moment là car on ne l'a pas revu. Voilà :)