Pense bête
By portable - 10/08/2009 13:45
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
By portable - 10/08/2009 13:45
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By Melleleaa - 15/07/2011 11:26 - France
Alors voilà, je suis la créatrice de cette VDM ou plutôt la fille qui a raconté sa vie au grand public. Alors pour tout ceux qui disent que je suis blonde ou que je ne vois rien, je suis brune et je n'ai pas besoin de lunettes. Bref. Je n'ai pas collé mon oreille et la porte était transparente mais ça fait effet "trouble" donc on ne voit que des ombres ce qui peut être tout à fait naturel. Excusez-moi aussi pour la faute d'orthographe je n'avais pas remarqué. Alors oui TLBM, certes. Je l'assume complètement. Et pour tous ceux qui veulent ce qui s'est passé, j'ai continuer à espionner et là mon père dit à son ami : Oui vous savez, peut-être que quelqu'un nous écoute. J'ai tout de suite compris et gênée, je suis allée dans ma chambre. Voilà. :)
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By MindsElation - 24/02/2012 18:39 - France
Mon dieu, on y croyait plus mais ... Mario IS BACK ! Après 10 jours de fugues, il a perdu quelques kilos, on pense qu'il a été enfermé chez des gens qui sont partis en vacances ! Depuis hier soir il nous colle, réclame des calins à tout bout de champs, la je tape avec une seule mains parce qu'il c'est couché sur ma main droite et il ronronne !! Enfin, il nous a bien fait peur celui là !
By anonymaiacciu - 01/03/2012 23:59 - France
Merci pour vos commentaires, un plaisir de lire vos réactions toutes différentes les unes des autres. Cette situation m'est réellement arrivée, et je peux vous confirmer que je suis vacciné sur l'emploi du mot "épicé" ! d'autant plus, que lorsque le passager est allé "pissé", il en est sorti tout sourire, en me faisant un signe de la tête pour me remercier. inoubliable ! :)