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By byebye - 29/05/2014 17:32 - France - Herblay
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By put_s_in - 06/05/2008 13:47
Je suis bien mort de rire des commentaires... c'est pas un fake, c'était bien mon doigt et pour info, depuis cette histoire, il a appris à s'occuper de son cucul tout seul... et tant pis pour les traces de pneus qu'il laisse maintenant dans son slip...
By Mamard - 06/07/2008 22:47
By Magma - 31/07/2014 12:09
Bonjour, à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! D'abord, MERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, de m'avoir publiée, je suis trop contente !! Vous avez fait une heureuse !!!!! Maintenant, j'explique le pourquoi du comment car il y a eu quelques débats (inutiles?). Il s'agissait tout bonnement et simplement d'un stagiaire de troisième (oui, oui, le stage qu'on est obligé de faire, on est tous passé par là). Le stagiaire en question s'était fait prendre car il avait sa mère qui travaillait dans l'entreprise. Il est venu 2 jours, et quand son professeur est venu, on ne l'a plus revu (stagiaire outé stagiaire outéé stagiaire outé outé outééé). Franchement, ce n'est pas son travail qui méritait salaire, il n'avait fait que glander. Enfin, heureusement qu'il est venu, sans lui je n'aurai pas eu de VDM. Mais je suis frustrée d'autant de TLBM, surtout que ce n'est pas moi la patronne (loin de là). Mais merci à tous et bonne rentrée !! Travaillez-bien haha :) :)