Rubik's cube
By 1001agrafes - 25/01/2013 22:44 - France - Mondelange
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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By 1001agrafes - 25/01/2013 22:44 - France - Mondelange
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By affreuse - 18/10/2013 08:38 - France - Pontivy
Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
By keljah - 08/11/2013 00:42 - États-Unis
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By Cul nu - 07/12/2013 18:35 - France - Caen
Coucou à tous, je suis l'auteur. Je me suis inscrite après avoir posté ma VDM pour pouvoir répondre aux commentaires; du coup je ne sais pas si ce com va apparaître en "l'auteur a commenté", mais bon peu importe... Alors, pour tous ceux qui ne comprennent pas la simple logique, en effet, il m'a "facturé" 4h15, ce qui signifie bien que, puisque "toute heure commencée est due", le quart d'heure supplémentaire m'aura coûté 89€... Et oui, bien sûr, j'ai vu sa lune en prime...