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Bonjour tout le monde !! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! En fait cette histoire s'est passé au changement d'heure d'été (on devait avancer d'une heure) Alors au final il était 5h parce que j'avais changé l'heure de mon portable mais lui aussi s'est mis à jour automatiquement donc au lieu d'avancer d'une heure il a avancé de deux heures (donc 6h au lieu de 5), et je savais plus si j'avais changé l'heure de ma montre (à 5h du mat' on n'a pas les idées claires ^^), et je ne savais pas non plus si mon radio-réveil changeait d'heure automatiquement ou pas ! Bref, sur le coup j'étais un peu perdue pour savoir lequel disait la vérité ;) Heureusement j'avais mon ordinateur portable dans ma chambre (vive la technologie!) et je suis allée sur internet pour avoir l'heure atomique ;) (mon téléphone portable étant une antiquité sans internet!) Donc finalement c'était bien ma montre qui était à l'heure (que j'avais dû changer la veille), mon radio-réveil était à l'heure d'hiver, et mon portable était en avance ! Donc nickel, j'étais à l'heure pour ma compet' ;)
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By Chanla - 29/10/2015 08:29 - France - Lyon
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fais beaucoup rire. Je voulais apporter quelques précisions. Ça faisait donc 3mois que on était ensemble et ça faisait un moment avant cette rupture que nous passions notre temps à nous disputer. Avec le temps je lui ai reproché d'être beaucoup trop lunatique. Donc un après-midi je lui avait donner rendez vous afin que on puisse discuter, je lui expliquais que on ne pouvait pas continuer comme ça. Et elle a commencé à pleurer j'ai alors voulu la réconforter car je ne suis pas un monstre quand même. C'est la qu'elle c'est énervé comme une furie. Et m'a casse le nez. Au milieu d'un parc municipal. Un mercredi après midi (devant tout le monde)