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By Anonyme - 30/10/2015 15:01 - France - Chauvigny
By grossessenerveuse - 31/10/2015 11:08 - France - Noisy-le-grand
By Balangor - 31/10/2015 14:15 - Belgique
La bonne nouvelle c'est que je les ai tous écoulés, on ne devra pas les finir ou (plus probablement) les laisser traîner dans l'armoire jusqu'à l'année prochaine.
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By Anonyme - 06/11/2015 06:08 - France
Bonsoir à tous ! Quelle joie d'avoir ma VDM publiée ! Paraît-il qu'on est surhumain quand on réussit cet exploit ? Je l'avais juste écrite en coup de vent en repensant à cette anecdote qui m'avait marquée. En lisant les commentaires à sa publication, j'ai pu constater que le sens de ma VDM échappait à quelques uns. En effet, ma formulation n'est pas très claire, mais que voulez-vous, j'approchais dangereusement de la barre fatidique des 300 caractères :) J'ai donc créé un compte pour vous la raconter plus en détails et ainsi vous ôter le doute. C'est la gamine de CM2 qui a lancé cette horrible phrase à celle de CP. En effet, la grande venait de trébucher et tomber (sans se faire mal, seul son ego a été blessé), et la petite, qui a assisté à la scène, s'est mise à rire et s'est allègrement moquée d'elle, en lui disant d'un air dédaigneux quelque chose comme : "T'es ridicule ma pauvre !" C'est là que la grande, sûrement déjà humiliée par sa chute, lui a hurlé dessus. Evidemment, la petite a pleuré de tout son soûl et a aussitôt été prise en charge. D'autres enfants ont également pu entendre ce vilain propos et ont dû être consolés aussi. Quant à la grande, elle a fini chez le directeur et nous avons convoqué ses parents. Voilà le fin mot de l'histoire :) Bonne soirée à tous, Véronique.