Mon p'tit coeur
By emma - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Illkirch
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Merci pour la publication et le mail qui m'a bien fais rire. Voilà quelques explications. Dans un premier temps pour répondre à la question qui a était posée 5-6 fois ma mère fait bien partie de ma famille ! :) Je suis fille AuPair dans une famille aux États Unis. Et ma mère est venue me rendre visite. Pour son premier soir on a naturellement mangé tous ensemble dans ma famille et on avait prévu de faire une blague a ma mère : faire une prière avant le repas. Ma famille est catholique mais pas pratiquante et a beaucoup d'humour. Sauf que ma mère qui fait toujours beaucoup de blague et qui prends beaucoup de chose au 2nd degrés a pris ça pour une blague et au lieu que ça tombe a l'eau je lui ai fais les gros yeux pour lui dire d'arrêter et d'un coup elle s'est arrêtée en se décomposant et on a tous éclatés de rire. Bref ne vous inquiétez pas on a rien contre les pratiquants. C'était juste une petite blague de bienvenue qui a était vraiment très drôle et qui restera dans nos mémoire. Après ça je vous souhaite a tous un HAPPY DAY :)