By keishaa - 19/04/2011 08:08 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
By keishaa - 19/04/2011 08:08 - France
By sirii - 30/04/2011 22:09
By sebcbien - 08/05/2011 06:25
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By menthallo - 12/05/2011 21:52 - Royaume-Uni
Bien le bonjour VDMiens, afin de mettre fin aux commentaires du genre "les enfants sont de plus en plus désagréables", "Je suis psy et cette réponse est signe d'un profond mal-être" ou encore "les programmes télévisé de plus en plus violents rendent les gamins agressifs", je sors de l'anonymat. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et en réalité la petite fille c'est moi, ou plutôt c’était moi il y a 17 ans de cela. Je vous rassure je suis parfaitement équilibrée, ma mère est en pleine santé, je n'ai pas épousé mon père et j'ai grandi avec les Minikeums et Disney. J'ai beaucoup aimé l'idée que j'ai pu être influencée par Astérix ou Blanche Neige et les sept nains ! Si je n'ai pas toujours été tendre avec mes parents, ils ont su tenir leur rôle et m'élever correctement pour faire de moi la femme comblée que je suis aujourd'hui ! Il faudrait que je demande à la principale intéressée (ma mère) comment elle a réagit quand je lui ai dit ça parce que je n'ai appris cette anecdote que très récemment et bien entendu je ne m'en rappelle absolument pas !
By xBlork - 16/05/2011 16:41 - France
By osecours - 16/05/2011 17:09 - France
By Rizzle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By enigma - 01/06/2011 07:48
By lea - 03/06/2011 12:32 - France
By HideMatsu - 04/06/2011 08:11 - France
By sophie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Roucoucou - 17/06/2011 16:49 - France
By MrNowhere - 19/06/2011 23:49 - Belgique
By Lulu - 21/06/2011 14:05 - France
By silvergirl - 21/06/2011 17:56 - France
By Anonyme - 06/07/2011 07:27 - France
By Seinpatique - 12/07/2011 21:20 - France
By volodia - 13/07/2011 10:08 - France
Je suis surpris de tout ce tapage : je ne pensais pas qu'il y aurait autant de réactions. J'ai dit ça sur le coup de la colère, en répétant une expression débile et sans arrière-pensée, qui vient sans doute du fait que le riz est l'aliment principal dans de nombreux pays d'Asie car peu cher. Mais c'est vrai qu'on ne peut dire tout à n'importe qui et si les Juifs adorent les blagues juives (parce qu'ils ont un humour fantastique), certaines autres communautés ne supportent aucune allusion. Merci quand même d'avoir commenté ma pauvre VDM. Bon vent !
By Anonyme - 19/07/2011 15:55 - France
coucou c'est moi! la chanson c'était "the lovecats" des Cure. par ailleurs même si l'anecdote n'est pas passionnante, elle a quand même été acceptée :)