By spidercopain - 16/03/2014 20:33 - France - Metz
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Bon.
J'aime pas trop trop les chats, j'écoute du rap allemand [oui c'est bizarre mais c'est génial.], j'aime particulièrement les mathématiques, le domaine médical et la littérature, les bouquins sont ma plus grandes passions, j'ai un niveau CM2 d'anglais [je sais c'est pas glorieux..], j'applique au quotidien ma devise "pourquoi faire simple quand on peut faire compliqué.?" mon super néologisme:"Je suis attachiante.", le début de ma petite vie m'a appris à ne pas se fier aux apparences et je pense que ma curiosité maladive est mon vilain défaut [sur une échelle de 1 à 10 je doit être à 13.]
Après ce magnifique roman, s'il te faut plus de renseignements ou juste par curiosité [je mords pas t'inquiètes.;).], MP.!
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J_jane97's favorite FMLs
Crac !
By Glandes fracturipares - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Albi
By chatsmaltraites - 20/03/2014 10:42 - France
By on s'en fout - 22/03/2014 20:42 - France - Croissy-sur-seine
By raaaaageux - 23/03/2014 16:04 - France
By Bathroom - 23/03/2014 19:01 - France - Lyon
Debout !
By Truffator - 24/03/2014 18:08 - France - Flers-sur-noye
Public freakout
By 77mdr - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Moissy-cramayel
By moi - 27/03/2014 21:11 - France - Land
By CanardBoiteux - 07/04/2014 15:55 - France - Courchaton
By Chamelle - 08/04/2014 18:19 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
By NosChersVoisins - 08/04/2014 18:31 - France - Bordeaux
On the road again…
By Waked - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Allomamainbobo - 14/04/2014 13:19 - France
By kurugal - 21/05/2013 13:12 - France - Paris
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La prune
By Anonyme - 22/05/2013 16:04 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 25/05/2013 16:31 - France
By XxXGabXxX - 26/05/2013 22:03 - France - Saint Etienne
By TakTak - 27/05/2013 22:57 - Pologne - Cracow
By lap91 - 29/05/2013 22:22 - France - Lyon
Bonjour à tous ! Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire, en particulier le club de la blague pourrie. Certaines de ces blagues méritent la palme. J'y serais bien allé de ma prose, mais je ne me sens pas aussi talentueux. Alors, pour vous donner quelques explications, il s'agit d'une société de vente par correspondance, plutôt bien réputée en Europe. Suite à une publicité donnée à la Foire de Paris, j'ai décidé d'y créer un compte. Vous connaissez la suite. Quant à l'enveloppe de la lettre, il y a la civilité "Mr" suivi de mon nom, mais absence complète du prénom. Je suis en train de réfléchir à la rédaction d'une réponse humoristique et ironique, si vous aviez quelques idées, je suis preneur. Encore merci pour votre soutien dans la parution de ma VDM, je ne suis pas près d'oublier ce gag et cette parution. Bonne journée, Kurugal