By happyo - 04/02/2013 20:45 - France - Strasbourg
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King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Night owl
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
Inception
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Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
It's in the can!
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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
I liked to the power of 20
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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
Picture this FML
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I’m your new creative director
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Emimolette's favorite FMLs
Mélange
By Brisy111 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Villeurbanne
By Anonyme - 18/05/2011 11:29 - France
Le relou de base
By Pétophile du soir bonsoir - 04/10/2013 17:13 - France
By Asphyxie - 06/03/2011 10:14 - France
By Ciocolatte - 17/06/2010 12:31 - France
By Leitz - 12/02/2016 12:49 - France - Rennes
Malaise
By secondignette - 16/04/2009 16:10
By Sékou - 24/05/2009 15:52
By Audreymouth - 11/02/2009 08:54
Audreymouth tells us more.
By regardemoimaman - 25/09/2014 22:48 - France - Belfort
Le grand bleu
By othello - 10/03/2010 09:47
By zérovirilité - 19/05/2010 12:52
P'tit bout
By Maritchou - 14/08/2009 21:57
By liiliite - 22/12/2011 09:55 - États-Unis
liiliite tells us more.
La crise savez-vous... étant au chômage, on en a pris qu'un par manque d'argent... L'année prochaine, j'en prendrais deux! =D
Cela suffit, Jean-Eudes
By MamanALOuest - 06/01/2016 16:12 - France
Merci, fallait pas
By Amélie - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By passoaaa - 22/11/2008 22:56
passoaaa tells us more.
Oui mon père est barge... Je l'ai toujours vu en papa modèle, trop classe. Tu parles d'une déception 21 ans plus tard, mouahahaha! #25 j'le sais ça xD... je pense être très bien placée dans le Bargeomètre!
By Garc - 05/07/2016 16:55 - France - Grenoble
Vérité
By fillenaive - 08/01/2010 17:00
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore