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By papille - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Pl?rin
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je sais, sur mon compte, ça n'apparaît pas que j'ai une VDM. Mais j'ai simplement créé le compte plus tard, en voyant la VDM acceptée (le rêve d'une vie qui s'accomplit!) et gardé le pseudo parce que je l'aimais bien. Du coup, j'ai pas eu ce mail mythique dans tant de VDMiens parlent :( Quelques petites précisions : je suis assez discrète, ne voyant pas l'utilité de marcher comme un bourrin alors que nous sommes quand même 4! Ensuite, je me suis simplement penchée dans le frigo, et elle a vu mon ombre, et paniqué (elle était sensée être seule pour le WE), elle s'est retournée, ne m'a pas reconnue et a hurlé en me tapant avec la poêle qu'elle allait utiliser et donc qu'elle avait en main. Heureusement, pas fort! Ça peut faire des dégâts ces machins je pense! Après elle s'est répandue en excuses et maintenant nous en rions! Après une migraine de quelques heures quand même... Nous avons aussi droit aux merveilleux surnoms (bien mérités, je sais) de Raiponce et Flynn , merci à mes autres colocs... A propos de la grève, un de mes colocs, lui aussi français, en rentré en France et n'a pu revenir que le mardi matin. Heureusement que les facs avaient annulé la plupart des cours important ce lundi! Donc j'ai bien fait et oui, les grèves sont prévues pour le lundi mais commencent le dimanche "pour être sur". Ils ont fait ça presque tous les lundis de ce mois de décembre... Génial! Voilà voilà! J'espère vous avoir éclairés et bonne soirée! :) (ou journée, ça dépend quand vous lirez ce commentaire...)