Sensual
By Bibi Eden - 05/09/2008 13:46
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are now a certified FML member
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
By Bibi Eden - 05/09/2008 13:46
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Mon papa sait vraiment bien remonter le moral :) au moins il me fait rigoler!
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Hey, ici l'auteur :) vos commentaires m'ont beaucoup fait rire ! J'ai de supers rapports avec la famille, le père a une répartie incroyable et est du genre à balancer des vannes sur les français, en sachant qu'il va en recevoir une sur les irlandais en retour ! J'ai été très mal à l'aise après coup en attendant la mère qui est rentrée à la maison une heure plus tard, mais elle m'a rassurée en souriant et en me disant qu'elle était déjà à moitié cassée :) J'ai posté cette VDM parce que la situation et la réaction du père m'ont paru surréalistes, mais il est allé lui dire lui-même (sans demander mon avis) pour prévenir sa réaction le cas échéant, après m'avoir vannée une bonne demi-heure après ça ;) PS : pour 97, l'Irlande est un pays magnifique et les Irlandais absolument géniaux, curieux, ouverts et incroyablement accueillants... Va y faire un tour, tu changeras vite d'avis.