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King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

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cassocial tells us more.

Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm, Wouhouuu, c'est ma premiere VDM publiée ! ;) J'ai envie de vous apporter quelques explications supplémentaires, non pas sur la VDM car tout est dit, mais sur mon coloc', pour faire durer le plaisir : Je suis en stage à Malte pour tout l'été, en coloc' avec 3 autres étudiants. L'ambiance est sympa, les gens aussi, mais l'allemand... Ce gars est incroyable. Le "cassocial", c'est LUI !! Il faut savoir aussi qu'à Malte il y a beaucoup de cafards, qui sortent surtout le soir dans la rue. La premiere fois qu'il en a vu un, il a voulu le prendre en photo, la bestiole s'est enfuie en voyant le flash et l'allemand l'a insulté. Concernant le cafard enfermé (le pot de confiture est vide, on voit super bien à travers d'ailleurs...youpi!), une autre colocataire lui a fait la remarque que c'était cruel de faire ca et que c'était pas en accord avec ses principes de végétarien (l'allemand est végétarien), ce à quoi il lui a répondu "c'est un insecte, pas un animal". Imparable... Une autre histoire trop longue pour être postée en VDM : l'autre jour, il a acheté un gros pack de bière et a tenté de le faire rentrer tel-quel dans le frigo. La porte ne fermant pas ( car le pack est trop gros) il a forcé, puis voyant que ca ne fonctionnait pas, il a placé une chaise devant la porte du frigo pour la tenir approximativement fermée. Ensuite, il a dit à mon autre colocataire que la porte du frigo était cassée... (... soupir) Voilà, je tenais à partager un peu de ma souffrance avec vous, 1 mois que je le supporte, lui et ses bizarreries, je devrais tenir un blog... ;)

zen59 tells us more.

#Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM... alors déjà merci à tous les messages de soutien =) Pour répondre à peu près à tout le monde, Ouiii ca fait trèès mal ! Le cri que jai poussé ressemblait à peu de choses près à un ~YYYYÉÉÉÉHAIIIIEEOUTCHE~ ^^ ,Jai une coupure de gauche a droite et avec les plis de la peau, la repousse des poiles, et les frottement ca piiique ! pour ceux qui disent que se raser a cet endroit est "mal" (wouhouuu), peu viril etc etc . (j'en passe), je tiens à dire que jfais ce que jveux de mes couilles :p et que jle fais aussi pour le plaisir et la douceur des rapports avec ma copine.. si vous n'aimez vous entretenir, et qu'apprivoiser des familles de morpions est votre passe temps, c'est votre vie =)