About Panda_wendy

Je suis une "petite" (en vrai je suis pas petite, c'est le monde qui est trop grand! Et oui le demi de mon 1m56,5 est fondamental) panda accroc au fromage et à la gentillesse. J'adore les câlins, mais qu'avec les gens que j'aime. Si tu me connais pas tu me touches pas ou j'ai la main qui part vite (ou le pied, faut voir comment on me cherche... Et vu ma hauteur, devinez ce que je vise). Et ça paraît pas, mais un panda en colère c'est méchant. Conclusion, je suis gentille mais j'essaie d'arrêter le "tropbontropcon", donc mieux vaut éviter de trop me chercher. "Panda qui dort peut quand même donner des coups de bambou". Sinon, what else? (oui j'aime le café aussi, mais y a peu de choses que je n'aime pas du tout, sauf peut-être le céleri) je suis une série-vore, et si d'autres gens n'aiment pas cligner des yeux, éteindre la lumière et trouvent que les noeuds-pap' sont cool, je serai ravie d'en discuter. De même si vous trouvez que l'hiver n'arrive pas assez vite. J'adore aussi lire (mais pas le Best of Pire) et dans la vie je suis dresseuse de bactérie (ou de champi, pourvu qu'ils me fassent de la couleur sur une boîte de pétri, moi j'aime tout le monde). (Ah et puis j'adore faire des commentaires entre parenthèses aussi!:D) Et comme ça à l'air de faire classe de mettre des citations sur son profil je finirai par ça : "Un seul être vous manque et tout est dépeuplé" (Lamartine) "Nous sommes tous des Albatros déguisés, des êtres plus ou moins malhabiles qui font semblant d'être ce qu'ils ne sont pas" (Moi)

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Panda_wendy's FML badges

Relic collector

You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!


Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.


You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.


You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…


You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.


You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.


You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.


See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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