Mike Oldfield dans la ligne 14
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Alors déjà merci à tous d'avoir validé ma première VDM :p Alors pour la petite histoire, j'étais mal réveillé ce jour là^^, j'suis arrivé à la bourre au bloc (pas d'inquiétude je ne faisais qu'observer ;)). Il y avait plusieurs bacs avec des masques, d'autres avec des surchaussures, des charlottes etc... J'ai pioché dans le premier bac ce qui ressemblait vaguement à une charlotte (car les charlottes et surchaussures sont repliées avant utilisation donc se ressemblent) et j'ai pas cherché à comprendre. Les petits moments de solitude à l'hôpital quoi, et c'est pas la première fois :)
By Mangeduriz - 03/03/2014 13:33 - Belgique - Liège
By sam666 - 05/03/2014 11:24 - France
Bon comme je vois que ça a été publié, je vais m'expliquer. Cette charmante jeune fille était assise presque en face de moi Et dessinait dans le métro. C'est alors que j'ai remarqué qu'en effet, elle n'avait vernie les doigts qu'uniquement d'une seule de ses mains. Quand elle a levée la tête, elle s'est aperçue que je l'observais et m'a alors rendue à son tour un joli sourire. Nous nous sommes échangés quelques regards jusqu'au moment où nous sommes tous les deux sortis au terminus. Une fois le pied posé à quai, voulant alors l'aborder pour lui faire comprendre qu'elle me plaisait beaucoup, sentant que j'allais bafouiller (je suis un grand timide), je n'ai réussi à sortir que cette phrase : "Vous avez du verni sur une seule main ...". Son grand sourire s'est transformé en un regard très étonné auquel elle m'a répondue "Oui je sais j'étais préssée ...". Elle a tracée sa route, puis je me suis retrouvé du coup très bête sur le moment ... Peut-être la reverrais-je lors de mon prochain trajet ! :)