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By Rami - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Malakoff
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
See, one of you was right.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour vous donner la suite de l'histoire et les détails. Ca s'est bien passé hier. En fait ma collègue n'avait strictement rien fait alors que le dossier était à faire en binôme. Je n'ai fait aucune remarque ni à elle ni à notre entourage professionnel. Ma remarque était pas du tout dans le but de la déstabiliser au contraire elle compromettait la suite de sa présentation. Je ne voulais pas qu'elle se sente ridiculisée ou qu'un supérieur le lui fasse remarquer. Et j'ai chuchoté ! Elle avait déjà fait ce genre de remarque auparavant et avait eu un avertissement. Pour ma réaction, j'ai ri puis j'ai lancé "Bon sans transition on va passer a la suite etc" Notre directeur l'a malgré tout repris en lui disant qu'il l'attendait au service RH apres la réunion. Ah et à tous ceux un peu étrange qui lui donnaient raison, personne n'a à se faire insulter au sein de son entreprise !