Observation
By Faitesdesgosses - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Sevrey
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
See, one of you was right.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By Faitesdesgosses - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Sevrey
By Ourasio - 06/12/2015 02:38 - France - Caen
By Casserole - 07/12/2015 19:16 - Suisse - Oberbalm
By Trompette - 07/12/2015 19:43 - France - La Madeleine
By La Llorona - 10/12/2015 14:11 - France - Angers
By creme - 15/12/2015 19:23 - France - Chamb?ry
By Lafetestplusfolle - 16/12/2015 17:13 - France - Ailly-sur-noye
By Palaccio - 17/12/2015 09:58 - France - Caen
By jaimal - 18/12/2015 09:03 - Suisse - Bruson
By jaimemonmetier - 24/12/2015 05:08 - France
By Anonyme - 27/12/2015 06:09 - France - Saint-dié
By soldat inconnu - 29/12/2015 15:42 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 02/01/2016 11:56 - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Noum?a
By MamanALOuest - 06/01/2016 16:12 - France
By julgo - 07/01/2016 21:43 - France
By Phideliane - 08/01/2016 12:56 - France
By Anonyme - 10/01/2016 12:33 - France
By Debonmatin - 10/01/2016 21:37 - France - Rennes
By camouille - 13/01/2016 11:23 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui auteure, c'est moi qui ai fondu en larmes, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de le raconter du point de vue de mon pauvre patron.) J'espère que les modérateurs pourront le confirmer avec l'adresse IP (bien qu'où je suis, elle change régulièrement) Déjà, je ne suis pas licenciée et on a eu les clients ! Youhoou. Ensuite, pour vous situer le contexte, je suis quelqu'un de très stressée de base, alors imaginez avec un combo malade + règles + fatigue. Je suis arrivée avec 30 minutes de retards en m'excusant avant que mon patron ne me demande si j'allais bien car j'avais l'air un peu sonné et c'est à ce moment que j'ai sorti cette phrase magique. (je suis aussi quelqu'un de spontanée et j'ai tendance à dire tout ce que j'ai en tête.) Pour le hérisson, je n'ai pas vu son "cadavre" au retour, si je l'ai vraiment écrasé, je suis désolé pour lui. J'ai horreur de faire du mal aux petites (et grosses aussi) bêtes. Les clients ont été très compréhensifs (surtout la dame qui m'a offert un café pour me "requinquer") En tout cas, merci de m'avoir validée, je peux maintenant mettre ça sur mon CV !