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By EpicFail - 16/06/2014 05:29 - France - Paris
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
See, one of you was right.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By EpicFail - 16/06/2014 05:29 - France - Paris
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By Marie_flower - 21/06/2014 08:25 - France - Douai
By tartiflettegirl - 26/06/2014 13:43 - France
By Alizon - 29/07/2014 19:05 - France - Froeningen
By NoSport - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By wokayy - 22/08/2014 13:01 - France - Exincourt
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By SpielbergMatheux - 24/09/2014 19:46 - France - Talence
By Anonyme - 30/09/2014 09:04
By N - 08/10/2014 12:48 - France
By Anonyme - 14/10/2014 10:03 - France - Paris
By Pezed - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Aulnay-sous-bois
By PsychomotPoWer - 29/10/2014 21:59 - France - Marseille
Bonsoir à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions afin de couper court à toute tergiversions. Je travaille depuis plus d'un an auprès des personnes âgées atteintes de la maladie d'Alzheimer, afin d'assurer leur autonomie dans la vie quotidienne par le biais de différentes activités et médiations dont cette sortie fait parti. Je travaille également à créer de nouveaux apprentissages chez eux parce que oui oui, même quand on a Alzheimer on peut continuer à apprendre ! ;-) Il est donc bien évident que ce rire n'était en rien moqueur, mais bien amusé de la situation. En effet, cette dame ne s'en souvenait plus le lendemain, mais vu la manière chaleureuse dont elle m'accueille je suis persuadée qu'il reste malgré tout quelque chose de cette journée... :-) Merci à tous pour vos super commentaires qui m'ont a mon tour bien fait rire, et dédicace à tous les collègues Psychomot qui sont passés par là, VDP ! ;-)
By chapropre - 30/10/2014 20:48 - France - Lille
By Cheerio - 15/11/2014 23:11 - France
By doggybag warrior - 25/11/2014 19:23 - France - Ozouer-le-voulgis
By jahrom - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Mary-sur-marne
By plt001 - 03/12/2014 08:52 - France - Nantes
By cauchemarencuisine - 05/12/2014 07:53 - France - Saint-di
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)