By sistermonster - 13/02/2014 16:12 - France - Salon-de-provence
YDKWIA
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Ydkwia
°The one that I want #Mine
°Il parait que les autres nous connaissent mieux que nous nous connaissons
°You only live once
°Un jour un homme nous a dit "Moi je nique la société, je nique le destin" "Ne baisse jamais les yeux devant personne" et plus j'y pense plus il a raison de penser comme ça ?
°Je ne sais jamais quoi dire dans une description parce que je n'ai jamais compris le principe de raconter sa vie comme ça alors voilà c'est tout pour moi ?
Ydkwia - Followers
Ydkwia - Followed
Ydkwia's page visits
Ydkwia's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Ydkwia's favorite FMLs
By oui. - 18/02/2014 12:10 - France
By Laprof - 18/02/2014 20:27 - France - Vence
By ClasseurVert - 19/02/2014 22:43 - Belgique - Brussels
Tout va bien ?
By _Vegas_ - 21/02/2014 13:11 - France - Tourville-la-campagne
By Raffaello - 22/02/2014 11:03 - France - Reims
Raffaello tells us more.
By Mirors-killer - 10/03/2014 17:51 - France - Clermont-ferrand
Confusion
By anonyme - 12/03/2014 16:48 - France - Poitiers
By HEAD SHOT - 17/03/2014 13:57 - France - Foucarmont
Wowowowo, du calme !
By cigarette - 17/03/2014 20:47 - France
Public freakout
By 77mdr - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Moissy-cramayel
By moi - 27/03/2014 21:11 - France - Land
By Puceau - 31/03/2014 22:29 - Belgique - Brussels
By Chamelle - 08/04/2014 18:19 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
By Conference - 14/04/2014 15:32 - France - Villes
Conference tells us more.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !
By AnonymeT4 - 15/04/2014 19:40 - France - Besan
Délire…
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niederbronn-les-bains
By MollyLips - 05/05/2014 15:20 - France - Bonnieux
By Dani - 25/05/2014 07:41 - France - Lissieu
Qu'est-ce que tu dis ?
By byebye - 29/05/2014 17:32 - France - Herblay
Alors déjà merci à tous d'avoir validé ma première VDM :p Alors pour la petite histoire, j'étais mal réveillé ce jour là^^, j'suis arrivé à la bourre au bloc (pas d'inquiétude je ne faisais qu'observer ;)). Il y avait plusieurs bacs avec des masques, d'autres avec des surchaussures, des charlottes etc... J'ai pioché dans le premier bac ce qui ressemblait vaguement à une charlotte (car les charlottes et surchaussures sont repliées avant utilisation donc se ressemblent) et j'ai pas cherché à comprendre. Les petits moments de solitude à l'hôpital quoi, et c'est pas la première fois :)