By demachy - 20/04/2010 18:55
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Surprise de la voir publiée je vous remercie pour la validation et vos commentaires! En effet j'ai un super chien... adopté après l'avoir trouvé abandonné, je ne regrette pas une seconde! Et comme vous l'avez deviné, j'ai été obligée de craquer et de partager un morceau de mon dejeuner... Il n'a pas fini de me surprendre. Pour ce qui est du physique c'est DOUG du film "Là Haut" , l'obésité en moins ^^.