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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Roville-devant-bayon
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Roville-devant-bayon
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By grrrrr2 - 12/05/2013 10:54 - France - Septeuil
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Surprise de la voir publiée je vous remercie pour la validation et vos commentaires! En effet j'ai un super chien... adopté après l'avoir trouvé abandonné, je ne regrette pas une seconde! Et comme vous l'avez deviné, j'ai été obligée de craquer et de partager un morceau de mon dejeuner... Il n'a pas fini de me surprendre. Pour ce qui est du physique c'est DOUG du film "Là Haut" , l'obésité en moins ^^.
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By momomodus - 25/09/2013 06:57 - France - Reims
J'étais très gênée! visiblement c'est une petite qui est assez négligée... mais sa mère l'est aussi donc... il y a de quoi se poser des questions oui.
By sapique - 30/09/2013 19:13 - France
Pour remettre les choses à leur place, vu la déviation de cette VDM, je ne douche plus ma fille depuis longtemps: je suis là en surveillance et surtout, je suis là pour qu'elle se bouge parce le soir en semaine, on connaît tous cela, il y a la douche, avant il y a eu les devoirs, après il y a le repas, tout cela multiplié par 3 n'enfants ;)