Toreck

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Toreck's FML badges
  • Mike Tyson

    Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Relic collector

    You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Verified

    You are now a certified FML member
  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • Parrot stealer

    You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    8%
  • Chuck Norris Kick

    If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
    67%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    28%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    62%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    67%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    9%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    98%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    57%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
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Toreck's favorite FMLs

kaïpédam tells us more.

Bah c'est ma coloc mais aussi ma meilleure amie, et quand je dis que je lui fais peur, pour la faire hurler j'ai juste à ouvrir les yeux et à faire "aaaah" avec une voix de déterrée ^^ vu qu'elle a peur des zombies depuis que je lui ai montré Shaun of the Dead... xD après pour la tête de déterrée, j'y peux rien, c'est la rançon de la première année de médecine ^^

[SiMON] tells us more.

Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).