La cigale et la fourmi
By Bzz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Dom-le-mesnil
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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By Anonyme - 20/04/2014 21:52 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
Salut salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Les commentaires sont très drôles merci :p Pour la petite histoire j'ai fêté le départ d'une amie, du coup on a fini tard (ou tôt, selon le point de vue), et on est allé voter en rentrant de soirée :D Je suis serveur, et mon patron a dû se débrouiller sans moi Lundi, je lui ai dit être malade au réveil il est compréhensif heureusement :) Pour la performance non je n'ai pas pris de somnifère, mais une bonne dose d'alcool ajoutée à la fatigue accumulée de la semaine, le tout agrémenté d'une bouteille d'eau près du lit, et le tour est joué :)