Coup du sort
By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 21:00
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonymous - 17/06/2019 21:00
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By oups - 14/10/2017 10:48 - France
Bonsoir je suis l'auteur de la VDM J'ai eu de nombreuses discutions avec ma fille. Mais ce n'est pas la première fois qu'elle me fais un coup pareil. Elle reste une enfant dans sa tête et ne fais pas d'effort pour atteindre la maturité. :/ nous essayons de nous remettre sur de bonnes bases
By flo - 07/01/2019 21:00
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By Lewis - 31/12/2018 18:30 - France - Paris
By VDM - 04/12/2017 21:30 - France - Paris
By oups - 23/11/2017 20:00 - France - Annecy
By owwel - 22/09/2013 08:27 - France
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By Aera51 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Angers
By Anonyme - 01/07/2017 13:52 - France - Lutterbach
By Sikat - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Full
Bonjour à tous, c'est l'émotion, ma première VDM validée, je m'interroge sur votre sadisme, vous qui vous réjouissez de son malheur, mais c'est un peu l'essence (haha) du site. Donc non, je ne vis pas à Paris mais le lendemain quand je suis arrivée au travail, tout le monde parlait de Notre Dame, et moi, je suis arrivée comme une fleur avec "heu, plus grave, vous savez que le petite voisin à failli faire flamber ma maison ?" Un peu nombriliste, je le conçois, mais quand même, quand c'est chez soi, bah c'est chez soi ! Un peu exagéré, aussi, même si la poubelle y est vraiment passée mais que mon garage sent surtout mauvais. Sinon, pour ce qui est du chantage, mon compagnon l'a assuré direct qu'il ne dirait rien à ses parents quand ils rentreront de vacances. Moi je me suis marrée, parce que de toute façon, vu la tête de la poubelle, je ne vois pas comment eux ne verraient rien ! Plein de courage, il a dit qu'il avait l'intention de tout leur dire de toute façon et moi, du haut de mes 38 ans, je lui ai dit, pleine de sagesse : "assumer, c'est faire preuve de maturité". Bon sang, qu'il ne fait pas bon de vieillir, mais cela fait du bien d'être autant dans le coup et dans l'actualité - mode se berce d'illusions ON -